![]() 03/19/2014 at 23:50 • Filed to: Found on Craigslist, DSM | ![]() | ![]() |
"I have a piece of shit mitsubishi eclipse rice rocket. Its got after market parts and a 4 inch ricer exhaust. Need money to fix my dirtbike. If i dont sell it im just going to probably run it over with my truck or blow it up."
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![]() 03/19/2014 at 23:52 |
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I hope they record the BOOOOM!
![]() 03/19/2014 at 23:55 |
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"Ran and had all body parts when parked"
![]() 03/19/2014 at 23:58 |
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3M fenders!
![]() 03/19/2014 at 23:58 |
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Honest great Ad! Also one of the funniest. This guy deserves a beer.
![]() 03/20/2014 at 00:43 |
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Suddenly I'm envisioning the comedic greatness of a Ricer/JDM fanboi-themed LeMons team.
Dammit, Stef! This is all your fault!
![]() 03/20/2014 at 07:32 |
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You know a car is bad, when you'd rather have PARTS for a dirt bike.
![]() 03/20/2014 at 07:42 |
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Seller, you are doing it wrong! Here, I fix.
"I have a mint Mitsubishi Eclipse race car. It's got rare limited edition parts and a large race car exhaust. Need money to fix my dirt bike. If I don't sell it I'm just going to keep it and take it to track days. It will pay for itself."
![]() 03/20/2014 at 11:45 |
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is it bad that i wouldnt mind having this thing?
![]() 03/20/2014 at 11:52 |
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It would need a Tofu Delivery paint job to be complete. Or just Hello Kitty.
![]() 03/20/2014 at 12:07 |
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is it bad i wouldn't mind having this thing?
![]() 03/20/2014 at 12:08 |
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is it bad that i want this?
![]() 03/20/2014 at 13:23 |
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LeMons racer?
![]() 03/20/2014 at 13:31 |
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No, that POS is not even close to running
![]() 03/20/2014 at 13:46 |
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You see a shitty Eclipse, I see a LeMons racer...
![]() 03/20/2014 at 14:07 |
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That thing looks like it was stolen, plus the whole "Doesn't have a title and I can't get one."
![]() 03/20/2014 at 18:38 |
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Didn't your father write a similar add on craigslist, when he tried to sell his retarded son for 10 bucks?